Urgh. Alright, I have done a few things since March and I CAN write about them, even if I don't really see the point. I've started an archery course. The reasions for joining are predictably complex, even if it did start out as a christmas present.

Now what could be more english than archery? Ignore piffling logic like the ubiquity and sophistication of bows in Arab and Mongol armies; mere thousands of plucky english archers standing against tens of thousands of grubby french knights forms part of our collective self consciousness. You know, that thing that connects you to the barely sentient gorilla